the Naked truth.

So, I had a dream last night that I went to a porn store. I was like looking around while the employees were helping out some other guy with his porno buying. When they were done, a guy came over to me and was like, "Can I help you? What kind of movie are you looking for?" And I was like, "I don't know. I've never seen porn before. Do you have any suggestions?" And he was like, "Oooh a newbie." And he started naming off a bunch of weird random things like...I don't even remember. I just remember that if I DID remember and I wrote them down, you would laugh really hard. Then...that was the end. Hmm...I wonder what this could mean. Maybe I have some deep desire to watch porn or be in porno more like it (HAHAHAHA)...I don't know, whatever goes on in my brain processes is beyond me. And, no, I don't watch porn and I have NO desire to. I actually get awkwarded out just by watching people kiss each other. I doubt I could watch them do the dirty dirty. Besides, that's gross and sick nastayyy. I do want to buy one of those kamasutra books right before I get married or something...or like right after. I mean, I won't know what the crap I'm doing, so, I best study up. I mean, is that weird? Like...get an instruction manual to read with my husband. Sex for dummies? Does that exist? I mean, if he still has his v-card too, he should be just as clueless as I am. The only thing I know is from movies with sex scenes. But, those are usually outlandish like on the kitchen counter or in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a raft or something...surrounded by sharks. So, unless I plan on spending my honeymoon on a kitchen counter, those movies are of no help. Otherwise wouldn't we just be like super lost? Or is it an innate thing? Not sure. Or...does that like completely crash your husbands ego by telling him he obviously will not know what he's doing and we should probably study up before our wedding night. Is it okay THEN to watch porn? I mean, if you're watching it solely to take some pointers? HAHAH I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING!! Anways, point of blog: I had a funny dream. Thought I'd tell you about it...even though I don't think anyone reads this...probably a good thing. Love you. ~Cookie.