So, I went to this service for college students a couple weeks ago at CCM. (it's called Fusion and it's absolutely fabulous, by the way...I highly recommend) My friend Jacquelyn...one of my top favorite people in the world...accompanied me...So, we walk in, right? We were a little late so the band was already playing...and we find seats and I turn around, look straight ahead of me at the band...and...

HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAADOVPEAMLVKEHJAOIGJEAGMELAMGEDMr.

HelloIstandoutsideofAbercrombieandfitchstoreswithnoshirtonbecausei'mreallyreallyreallygorgeousandhottandsexyandreallyreallyhott...is leading worship.

I mean, whoa. I looked over at Jacquelyn and I was like, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORSHIP JESUS WHEN HE'S UP THERE?!?!?!"

I mean, it was distracting. Maybe because I like boys...a lot.

But, seriously. Sometimes I feel like there should be a distinct level of unattractiveness in order to be a worship leader. ahahahahaha

Wouldn't it be kinda like a girl leading worship who was really hott and had no clothes on? Not that he didn't have any clothes on.

Okay, so, just a really hott girl leading worship. Distracting to boys?? Maybe?!?!

it was like..."I calllleddd...you answerred...and you came to my rescue and...holy bajeebers you're so hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt"

I didn't look at him at all. Maybe I should pray about my desires. (hehee)

Let's take for instance the ever fabulous Kristian Stanfill.
ummm...hott.

Attractive: Oh yeah
Funny: Extremely
Nice: insanely
Talented: heck yeah
Godly: yahhh
Married: ugh...yeah, to perfection incarnate. I don't think people should be size Triple Zero after they gave birth to a baby.

Hmm..One of the top funniest...or rather creepiest...notes we got in our mailbox this summer was this letter from a bunch of girls writing Kristian about how they were going to kidnap is wife so, they could marry him. Umm..WHAT?!

I saw firsthand (and personally experienced) how obnoxious it is when all you want to do is minister to kids...or just want them to LISTEN to what you're saying or WATCH something...and all they want to do is scream and yell how much they love you and stuff. Kristian experienced this a lot. I think it's all part of the hott factor.

Let's take for instance...the ALWAYS FABULOUS...Plus ONE


These guys had it rough. They were a freakin BOYBAND and countless girls, ahem...me....went like BONKERS for them. I honestly think that Christian girls go into like psycho crazy mode whenever there's a semi-hott guy who's like

"I love Jesus and I'm waiting for marriage...""AHHH SWOONNNN"

I'm sure lots of their attempts to minister or reach people were lost by the screams and marriage proposals.

"Dear *insert Plus ONE band member's name*, I've been reading my Bible a lot and just really seeking out God's will for my life...and He's really been telling me that I'm supposed to marry you."So, what are all these hott worship leaders to do? I mean, it's not their fault that genetics blessed them so. i guess it's just us girls' problems if we can't contain ourselves and focus on God.

Yeah...probably.

Anyway, side notes...

THREE months until my birthday today! whoop whoop.

And...next week will be a month til Chicago. That makes me really happy.

~Cookie