P.S.

I have a fondness for pineapple. I ate like an entire one today. Yeah, I'm a fatty. I'll most likely be 500 pounds someday. But, that'll be after I marry my rich hunka hunka burnin love...and he'll be stuck with me like that.

I'm kidding.

But, anyway, pineapple...it's great BUT, now i have a peeling mouth. Yes, my mouth is peeling away from the acidity of the pineapple.

Kinda like sour patch kids. Those things are the shiznit. Like...they're delicious. They make me happy. I could eat them all day long.

BUT

my mouth gets all burnt and sored up when I eat them.

Stupid acid.

I had to analyze like a bazillion poems for my English homework. I don't like analyzing things. I just like reading them. I love creative writing (like LOVE), but, I hate writing how other people's creative writing makes me feel...or WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!

What a stupid question. Who cares.

Well, I'm sure someone does.

To each his own.

It was raining the other day and I totally ate it in front of one of my school's buildings.

Not as fabulous as when I totally ate it on stage during 'Joseph' for the sold-out audience to see.

Why do we say that we "ate it"...I feel like I sound like a poser, trying to be cool kid, when I say "ate it". So, scratch that. I just fell on my bumsy...no, my butt cannot be classified as a bumsy. It is way too big for that. A boohungous.

I thought it was kinda cool because I thought that my "profile views" meant other people were actually reading my blog...but, then I realized that it counts when I look at my blog...and I wasn't excited anymore.

I'm still craving cake.

I got an insanely cute dress from Macy's today. I'm debating on taking it back since my money supply is running ever so low. But, it's just so cute. I want to wear it and be fabulous.

I wish I was fabulous.

Forever UNfabulous,

Cookie.